Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul. Photo via Instagram (@mostvaluablepromotions)
What a fight!!
Just kidding.
The whole spectacle kinda reminded me of a shitty New Year’s Eve party. A group of people set out with high hopes for an amazing night, only to confront the harsh truth: no matter how much you polish it, a turd is still a turd.
Did you expect an all-time classic? I’m just glad it’s over.